Things I Should've Done.. The Past 2 Weeks And Today.
Past 2 Weeks
*Saved More money
*Made more brownies
*Eaten less of them
*Laughed more at my gran chilling out on charcoal at the shopping mall
*Taken more photos
*Updated my blog more
*Dressed up my bosses pug in slightly more obscene clothes
*Thrown fireworks at people lighting fireworks
*Avoided putting baby oil on my skin whilst doing something extremely feminine
*Never have done something extremely feminine like tan
Today
*Told the old fag customer to fuck herself
*Not convinced my self to not tell the old hag customer to fuck herself
*Kicked said hag in face with porcupine quill strapped onto shoe
* Not have lost my cool
* Fixed the huge oddly shaped hole in my pants BEFORE going to work
*Bought vaseline to work to lather up the chafing i got from neglecting to do the above.
*NOT WORKED A DOUBLE.