Laughed at you for tanning with baby oil. I still love your face though.
Plan my upcoming holiday a bit better. Yet, the unknown is pretty appealing.
Called my aunt a Fucking Bitch to her face. Fucking Bitch.
Apologised to the waiter for my family's horrible behavior.
Not have made a resolution to curse less.
THAT BLOODY FUDGEPACKER! See, just doesn't feel the same.
Slaughter the neighbour's african grey if it tries to bite me.
Killed google for not letting me use British English.
Tan, *without* baby oil a bit later.
Seen that sms earlier.
Censored this photo! Hah!
x.
No comments:
Post a Comment