Sorry Sunday.

Things I Should've Done Today:

Posted a few days' worth posts.

Written these posts to actually post them.

Not spent so much money on shoes.

Not had to lie to my boss to get off for vacation.

Slept in today.

Felt less old or stayed home last night.

Been more excited about this week.

Been more excited about Christmas.

Stopped growing up.



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What, What in the Wednesday.

Things I Should've Done Today:

Calmed down. I will do fine tomorrow.

Not taken money from the Safe House jar for crisps. Sorry.

Asked Vernon Koekemoer if I can KoekeMOER him.

Not laughed at my own joke. It really wasn't that funny.

Thanked you properly for the free cool drink.

Written you a letter. I miss you.

Kicked your face in, in my dreams. I don't miss you.



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...The Baldwin Brothers Get Me going

Things I Didn't But Should've Done Today

Corrected that woman's' diction. God damn Illiterate fool.

Told that guy to get a new set of dentures.

Told said guy that his teeth resembled something close to the likings of a black hole.

Been disgusted by the idea of these foods entering my mouth hole.

Stopped using the word 'hole' to describe some or every orifice of my body.

Not have given fattest guy at the table more ice cream.

Freed myself of the guilt that if aforementioned guy should die I was partly to blame.

Thirty Rock is the new Tuesday.

Things I Should've Done Today:

Studied for that test I have on Thursday.

Forgotten what I said last Monday night when we were out.

Enjoyed your phone call for longer.

Gone exercising.

Read Harry Potter a bit and enjoyed the outside world.

Meant it when I said I miss you.



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And on the second day...God forgot to wake me up.

Things I Should've Done Today

Woken up earlier

Gone to bed a little earlier

Sewed that thing

Sounded slightly more excited

Said no to working an extra shift

Believed in karma a little more

Taken a photo

(I never take enough photos.)

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Manic Monday 1.

Things I Should've Done Today:

Kept my mouth shut when it was asked.

Fed the dogs before I went to work.

Walked outside during the rainstorm.

Laughed a little more at your joke.

Taken a minute to say thank you.

Made a welcome post.


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