Monday Bloody Monday.

Things I Should've Done (Yesterday) Or Should Do Today:

Laughed at you for tanning with baby oil. I still love your face though.

Plan my upcoming holiday a bit better. Yet, the unknown is pretty appealing.

Called my aunt a Fucking Bitch to her face. Fucking Bitch.

Apologised to the waiter for my family's horrible behavior.

Not have made a resolution to curse less.

THAT BLOODY FUDGEPACKER! See, just doesn't feel the same.

Slaughter the neighbour's african grey if it tries to bite me.

Killed google for not letting me use British English.

Tan, *without* baby oil a bit later.

Seen that sms earlier.

Censored this photo! Hah!



x.

A.Nonymous

Things I Should've Done.. The Past 2 Weeks And Today.

Past 2 Weeks

*Saved More money
*Made more brownies
*Eaten less of them
*Laughed more at my gran chilling out on charcoal at the shopping mall
*Taken more photos
*Updated my blog more
*Dressed up my bosses pug in slightly more obscene clothes
*Thrown fireworks at people lighting fireworks
*Avoided putting baby oil on my skin whilst doing something extremely feminine
*Never have done something extremely feminine like tan

Today

*Told the old fag customer to fuck herself
*Not convinced my self to not tell the old hag customer to fuck herself
*Kicked said hag in face with porcupine quill strapped onto shoe
* Not have lost my cool
* Fixed the huge oddly shaped hole in my pants BEFORE going to work
*Bought vaseline to work to lather up the chafing i got from neglecting to do the above.
*NOT WORKED A DOUBLE.