Things I Didn't But Should've Done Today
Corrected that woman's' diction. God damn Illiterate fool.
Told that guy to get a new set of dentures.
Told said guy that his teeth resembled something close to the likings of a black hole.
Been disgusted by the idea of these foods entering my mouth hole.
Stopped using the word 'hole' to describe some or every orifice of my body.
Not have given fattest guy at the table more ice cream.
Freed myself of the guilt that if aforementioned guy should die I was partly to blame.
Not have given fattest guy at the table more ice cream.
Freed myself of the guilt that if aforementioned guy should die I was partly to blame.
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